But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
ALAN BENNETTOver the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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