Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
ALAN BENNETTA composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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