Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
ALAN BENNETTBut then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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