Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
ALAN BENNETTThe nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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