Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
ALAN BENNETTAnd now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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My films are about embarrassment.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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