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Alan Bennett158 quotes“God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!”
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett [B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett I dont know whether you’ve ever looked into a miner’s eyes for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you’ve ever seen.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
Alan BennettAlan Bennett There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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We cannot attribute to fortune or virtue that which is achieved without either.
Niccolo MachiavelliNiccolo Machiavelli I think that they go hand in hand – notoriety and people lookin at ya. If they look at ya, either you look like a million dollars, or you don’t.
Ric FlairRic Flair When I was 16 my dad taught me to drive too. Furiously. Unable to understand why I couldn’t already do it – for driving, to him, was innate in the human. It was what separated us from the apes. And from the French, who weren’t much good at it either.
Giles CorenGiles Coren Jealousy is bred in doubts. When those doubts change into certainties, then the passion either ceases or turns absolute madness.
Francois de La RochefoucauldFrancois de La Rochefoucauld Polite conversation is rarely either.
Fran LebowitzFran Lebowitz People in our so-called Rust Belt have lost out, and politics and society have not been responsive either in providing the kind of additional support they need or to retrain them for jobs that are being created in the new economy.
Alan BersinAlan Bersin George had taken off all ten of his fingers and tied them into a bundle with what appeared to be either his own small intestines.
Alan GoldsherAlan Goldsher The word “souvenir” has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless.
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