To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
ALAN BENNETTDeluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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