Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
ALAN BENNETTWe were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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