The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
ALAN BENNETTIf you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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