I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
ALAN BENNETTIt’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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