f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
ALAN BENNETTThe majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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