However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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More Alan Bennett Quotes
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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