What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
ALAN BENNETTWe started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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