My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
ALAN BENNETTI’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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