You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
ALAN BENNETTThe appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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My films are about embarrassment.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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