The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
ALAN BENNETT- Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
ALAN BENNETTIt seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
ALAN BENNETTIn the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
ALAN BENNETTBut most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
ALAN BENNETTThe thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
ALAN BENNETTChildren always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
ALAN BENNETTPhilip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
ALAN BENNETTThe liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
ALAN BENNETTThat’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
ALAN BENNETTBut then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
ALAN BENNETTI have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
ALAN BENNETTBooks generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
ALAN BENNETTI bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
ALAN BENNETT…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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