Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
ALAN BENNETTKafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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