That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
ALAN BENNETTAuthors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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I dont know whether you’ve ever looked into a miner’s eyes for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you’ve ever seen.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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The best moments in reading are when you come across something – a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things – which you had thought special and particular to you.
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