Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
ALAN BENNETTTo begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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