The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
ALAN BENNETTBooks did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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