The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
ALAN BENNETTIf, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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