To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
ALAN BENNETTThere is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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