I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
ALAN BENNETTThere are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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The best moments in reading are when you come across something – a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things – which you had thought special and particular to you.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left,
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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