No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
ALAN BENNETTOur perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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