You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
AL FRANKENI believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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