There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
AL FRANKENAnd terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
More Al Franken Quotes
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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