No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
AL FRANKENIt’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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