Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come. ALAN COREN neverTomorrow MayYesterday
Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a “Wirtschaftswunder,” which can be briefly translated as “The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one.” ALAN COREN BriefCurentEnjoyMercedeasOwn
Ethnically, the Germans are Teutonic… being made up of Vandals, Gepidae, and Goths, all of whom emigrated – south from Sweden in about 500 BC. ALAN COREN EmigrateEthnicalMadeSouthUp
Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality. ALAN COREN NeingPersoanllySamThing
English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ALAN COREN UnlusiocousBohemianismCuriouslyEnglish
A humorist tells himself every morning, “I hope it’s going to be a rough day.” When things are going well, it’s much harder to make the right jokes. ALAN COREN DayEveryHardHumoristMuchRoughWell
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. ALAN COREN ConerInterim PeopleMore
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it. ALAN COREN AxminsterBottomDownMakeTopWrithe
Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread. ALAN COREN DelicacyLocalOnly
