Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come.
ALAN COREN
Why they emigrated is not exactly clear, but many scholars believe it was because they saw the way Sweden was going, i.e. neutral.
More Alan Coren Quotes
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Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come.
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
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Kumquats ripen, open and plop flatly to the floor-and outside, in a neat, trimly-hoed kitchen-garden.
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Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.
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Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
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Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a “Wirtschaftswunder,” which can be briefly translated as “The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one.”
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Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
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It is a magic carpet under which everything has been swept.
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But even today, ninety per cent of the items covered by the word are forgettable objects in which cigarettes can be left to go stale.
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Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren’t called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
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Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate in wild heliotrope abandon, lotuses writhe with poppies in the sweet warm beds.
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Why they emigrated is not exactly clear, but many scholars believe it was because they saw the way Sweden was going, i.e. neutral.
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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.
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