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Adam Carolla

People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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