“The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.”

Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to

I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor

That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?

If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

Welfare is monetary methadone.

Your beauty never ends, it defines space and time.

An outlaw can be defined as somebody who lives outside the law, beyond the law and not necessarily against it.

The average result has to be the average result. By definition, everybody can’t beat the market. As I always say, the iron rule of life is that only 20% of the people can be in the top fifth. That’s just the way it is.

Great companies are defined by their discipline and their understanding of who they are and who they are not.

What seems to me white, I will believe black if the hierarchical Church so defines.

True definition of science: the study of the beauty of the world.

God’s definition of what matters is pretty straightforward. He measures our lives by how we love.

Human identity is no longer defined by what one does but rather by what one owns.