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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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