I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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