I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
ADAM CAROLLAThey advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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