Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAThey advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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