I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
ADAM CAROLLAThey advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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