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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.

Adam Carolla

When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Basketball Brother Guy Odd Playing Team Yarmulke
I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Drag Dream People Person Realistic
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Definitely Drama Future Life Making Serious
We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Always Country Going Gone See Want
The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work
I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Chick Guy Mean Money People Successful Thinking
I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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