Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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