Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAThere are certain things women are better at than men.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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