Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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