I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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