Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
ADAM CAROLLAWelfare is monetary methadone.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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