I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
ADAM CAROLLAHonestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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