I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
ADAM CAROLLAI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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