Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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I’d never hurt another person.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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