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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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