If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAYou don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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