Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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