I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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