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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla Welfare is monetary methadone.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I get depressed at airports.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla
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Don’t compare her to sunshine and roses when she’s clearly orchids and moonlight.
Melody LeeMelody Lee Oh moonlight, continue to shine on me. As you light up the sky, maybe some peace will come to me.
ShamaShama Stop counting the reasons why they should be loved and start counting the many reasons why you are the one who is worth loving.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Sure, there are oceans and seas and magnificent things – but none of them are you.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix I wish you the wildest of dreams.
Kate WestKate West The way you look at me, The way you make me feel whole, The way you make me feel safe, thats poetry to me.
Barbara GianquittoBarbara Gianquitto You cannot leave and have me too I cannot exist in two places at once-when you ask if we can still be friends.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur Live to be happy not to impress.
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