People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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