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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.

Adam Carolla

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Bridge Built Done Meant Women
It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Acclimate Anything Funny Kid
There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Better Certain Expert Man Thing Unique Women
Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Alter Behaviors Good Help Incentive Shop Tell
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Dad Dollar Funny Humor Knowledge Raise Share Sister
I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Favourite Form Freedom Mess Podcast Really
Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Drag Dream People Person Realistic
If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Museums Rembrandt Somebody Spend Walking
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Challenge Funnier Morning Reason Water
I’d never hurt another person.
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Another Calm Heart Hurt People Person Pure
We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Government Kind Mom Occasional Participated Welfare
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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