I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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