Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAA lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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