I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
ADAM CAROLLAI know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
ADAM CAROLLAI used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t know anything about computers.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
ADAM CAROLLABeing a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
ADAM CAROLLAHe doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
ADAM CAROLLAI’d never hurt another person.
ADAM CAROLLAIf the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAI think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
ADAM CAROLLAI got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
ADAM CAROLLAThe very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
ADAM CAROLLA