. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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