I get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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