There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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