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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.

Adam Carolla

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
ADAM CAROLLA

Common Sense Fist Hand Lawyer Sanitizer
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Bridge Built Done Meant Women
Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Aware Get Getting Laid Over Thing
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Anybody Attention Ill Money Power Thought Towards Will
Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Everyone Money Pay People Rich Tax Ton
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Chick Daughter Dude Fire Funny Mother Reason
If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Conservative Hollywood Need People Place
I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Anything Connection Each Emotional Mom Other Understanding
I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Always Boxed Boxing Fight Ring Taught Won
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
ADAM CAROLLA

Behind Feeling Feelings Joke Sort Stand Trying
I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Favourite Form Freedom Mess Podcast Really
I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Democrat Democratic Republican Used
I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Chick Color Eye Great Visible Vision
This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Circumstance Gay Glider Hate Pomp Star Terrorist
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Accomplishment Feel Good Should Yelled Yourself

I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.

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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.

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