Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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