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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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