I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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