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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

Bill Maher

If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Conservative Human Money Myself Profit Universal
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking
God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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God Life Misery Myself Pain Talk Terrible
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War

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