You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYIf I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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